4.30.2008
pillowcase bag
Rename sk*rt, win some stuff
Magic Bullet - perfectly crushes up your oreos for a truffle treat. I appreciate this.
This is what I thought most of you may be interested in. The blogher Conference in San Francisco, free. You still have to get there, but you're resourceful. Handcarts.
You can suggest your own name if you want. Like...CheckIt...or What the-Who-Huh?...or Blurt...Oh gosh. I'm so good at this. Someone needs to hire me to make a lot of no sense. Love it.
And i love the site formally known as sk*rt.
4.29.2008
wedding love...
I like the little one in the yellow box; But I'm sure I'll love whatever you pick for me, honey.
her name is gratitude...
There was a message from Gina on my phone Saturday. "Cally, somebody has left something here for you. If you could come pick it up, that would be great. We close at 4:00. Thanks."
Um...Gina... as in Bernina Gina? Hmmm. How nice, someone random bought me some fabric...and left it at the store...to surprise me...because...it's...a....huh?
Then I remember all my sisters thoughtful interest in my desperate need to break up with my hunk-a-junk cheap machine. Her empathy and compassion for my needle breaking, thread tension hating, stitch skipping woes and miseries. And how the passion was slowly slipping away...
And her questions that morning about specifically which sewing machine I was saving for, because she's done some research and has found a couple good suggestions.
Oh, she's so helpful, and nice. "I'm going with the Bernina's from Gina. I can keep upgrading until I reach the mother of all machines." Dreaming.
So, I hear the message. Panic. I can't call Corrie, no long distance. So I grab my neglected cell phone...I think there's long distance on there. Not charged. I plug it in and wait.........come on.....this is serious.....
Corrie was no help. Let's play dumb.
So I book it to Gina's.
They bring this mongo red carrying case from the back room. Still in the back of my mind thinking it's a yard of fabric, I did the Miss America thing. Put my hands over my mouth and started to cry. Oh my gosh. My own Bernina. I'm not worthy. Then she pulls off the cover, and it's THE BERNINA! THE ONE! I got weak in the knees, with all the reasons why I didn't deserve this.
Gratitude can be overwhelming.
When I got her home and settled in (Dani asked, "Is this your new best friend mom?"), I called Corrie. She gave the phone to my dad, who is visiting. I cried. And he was quiet. I didn't even have the words, or understanding. He did. He said he loved me, and he was proud of me. They want me to enjoy my hobby.
I love you. More.
So not only does she sew like a dream, and she can thread herself, and she knows the alphabet.... I'm sewin' up a big heap of gratitude every time I turn her on.
Greatest ever. Thankful isn't even sufficient.
hold still mom...
4.28.2008
I hate them all
We got home from Dani's horse-back riding lesson with Emily on Friday, close to dinner time. We walked into the kitchen, and lo and behold...my dear scientist friends hadn't quite learned their lesson and were feasting on the tiny remnant of Cheez-It I had not seen the 50 millionth time I swept before we left the house. Those dirty ants were EV-ER-Y-WHERE. I screamed the only kill those blasted ants scream I know, and the kids knew immediately a rescue was in order. They formed a little huddle around the disgusting pile of tiny destroyers of everything good and lovely, while Joey danced around the stragglers yelling "Ants, ant, oh, ant."
"Mom, just let them eat! Don't hurt them!"
I left the disgusting display, and went straight for my can of ant death.
While I had my head under the sink, I heard a scream. From all of them. This was not a save the ant kind of scream. This was bad. Nobody said anything, they just kept yelling. Dani mumbles, "Kacie just..." and silence.
oh.........no.........the slow motion run to the nastiness I could only imagine in my head....
There she was. And there wasn't the Cheez-It. I scooped her up and bolted to the sink. Upon prying open her cute little mouth...this is the image I am choosing to erase from memory...there were the ants...crawling out of her mouth like night of the living dead. All over. Everywhere. Covering the inside of her pink chubby cheeks. The roof of her mouth. Under her tongue. Pure invasion. She was screaming, I could only assume because they were biting her...they do that in distress you know. My hatred for these creatures was building exponentially.
I swept my hand cupped with water around her mouth at least a gagillion times, removing more dead carcasses with each sweep.
I am gagging, and shaking, and grossing out TOTALLY. I feel so bad for my baby, I cry. Then Andy starts crying, "I don't want Kacie to die! I don't want Kacie to die!" Joey's still jumping around, now with a growl, "Ants. Oh, oh, ants!"
Total disgusting chaos.
I got Kacie all cleaned up. Gave her a sympathy I won't ever let those beasts hurt you again hug, and set her down, far away. I didn't want her to see the murder about to take place.
I sprayed like a mad woman. No survivors.
Then I realized my kitchen floor was covered with poison. So I swept up the death, and mopped like an angry mad woman, with a vengance.
Luckily, hero comes home, sees my plight, cringes at the details and goes into the garage. He comes back with a gigantic jug of bug spray, the kind with its own hose and nozzle. Had I known. He sprayed the perimeter of the house. Thus saving our lives.
I will forever hate ants.
Kacie is sick today.
It's been raining.
I found three earthworms in my kitchen this morning.
4.25.2008
wee wonderfuls
Which led me to this:
Which led me to believe I need to learn to quilt the right way. I LOVE this quilt. Jen, what do ya think? Can you post a tutorial on how to make a basic quilt, without the fancy terms and machines? My most gracious pleading.
Check out Hillary Lang's blog...wee wonderfuls, she made all these beautiful treats. Take a look at her most wonderful make-along-story.
4.24.2008
kick it in the rear, and move on
I cannot pause the day for a "quick trip". One friendly visit leads to another, and before you know it, you're confronted by this evil distraction named i wanna. i wanna go to DisneyWorld. i wanna be invited to a Mom Blogger Mixer. i wanna be a Guest Mom. i wanna quilt like that, i wanna take awesome pictures, i wanna win a sewing machine, i wanna design fabric, i wanna be a fun mom, i wanna have zero laundry piles....yadda yadda....
Kacie's quiet. Andy's busy with a game. Joey's...uh...where's Joey...stuffing Dani's modeling clay down her Littlest Pet Shop gerbil tube. This will have to wait, I may have an opportunity to shower. Creative thinking, Joey. Now come sit in the bathroom while I shower. The lack of lather in my shampoo makes me wonder if there is a blog critique-er (uh, critic maybe). Practice my American Idol exit interview while drying my hair (poor Carly), write the brilliant post that will get into the Wall Street Journal, and think...
Why do i wanna? I've already got. It may be different than what they've got, but it's mine; I don't have to invite comparison to my party. Just acknowledge the jealousy, kick it in the rear, and move on, eh?
I don't enjoy my self-centered, insecure, needy side; but this is it. Monotony is boring. i wanna break. No, that's not it. I can take a break, that's a martyr excuse. It's not about DisneyWorld; i wanna be rewarded. i wanna be validated. It sounds so Oprah. But this is it.
So I made some cushion tents, crossed more off the to-do list, and came here. Because the pride and jealousy always become so painfully and regretably obvious once I verbalize it. And hobbies are where I take my break.
These moments come and go, luckily. They have to be only moments. Little reminders of gratitude. Once you move on, it doesn't matter so much, and you remember.
i wanna enjoy the doing, not the getting it done.
i wanna play CandyLand. And eat some truffles.
4.23.2008
nicole hill
For those of you who love photography...meet Nicole Hill. In all your spare time, check out her favorite shoots on her blog, A Little Sussy, and imagine your cute little family in her lens. Or wish she was the one at your wedding.
Dream, dream.
I'd love to show you myself, but I am respecting copyright.
Here, I'll do the hard work for you, just click this, and admire.
It'd be totally worth it to fly all the kids to Utah and pay whatever it takes to have her immortalize the cuteness of my young kids...so they can be forever. Worth it, right? Hmm.
Wish, and dream.
smart toys
There's a school box in town. I took the little ones on Monday and encountered a new obstacle for my attempt at financial restraint. Educational toys. Goodness gracious.
SMART SQUARES by Scholastic
We pretend bought these:
And ZOOMORPHS. These are interchangable. The boys wouldn't stop playing with them in the store, but they were out. Geesh. So it's off to Amazon for this one.
Check out these websites for more...
Educational Toys Planet
WonderBrains
Fat Brain Toys
Growing Tree Toys
4.22.2008
we have a winner!
4.21.2008
first, admit you have a problem
Lori watched the kids for me yesterday, while I ran some errands. And broke a crucial rule. Stay away from places where you might be confronted by your vice.
I, uh, went to Gina's. Bad.
But look what I got...
Mmmm. So good.
movie game, 3rd clue
This is a hard one for me. 3rd clue. I haven't been here before. I had a good quote for this last day, but realize you can just google it. I had a good scene to re-create, but somehow it isn't as funny to tape myself playing the kazoo, without my sister here to laugh at...with...me.
I am confident at least 75% of you have seen this, maybe even more than once, at some time in your life. Here it goes, follow me here, the movie in a nutshell:
Okay. I'm done with the trash talk. Somebody knows this.
4.19.2008
movie game...2nd clue
Here it is:
I will post the 3rd clue, or the winner, on Monday.
I love the prize for this one. Oh so much fun.
4.18.2008
movie game, i'm gonna win
Guess as many times as you want. I'll post another clue tomorrow. First one right wins.
Here's the clue:
Seriously, if someone gets this, I retire.
Good luck. Not.
watcha' got
1. The bag itself. Target special.
2. Pretzel sticks, nilla wafers, goldfish, graham bees. Variety is a crucial survival technique.
3. Xango check stub. I get $13 a month, not to mention I'm gonna live forever. If you have any questions about Xango, my mom would be glad to answer ALL of them.
4. Taggie.
5. My cell phone.
6. Ultrasound pictures of i'm not sure which kid.
7. Tylenol stash.
8. Hello yellow.
9. My favorite thing in there...a rattle Mandy gave Kacie. Love it.
10. Two toothbrushes, sealed.
11. Duh.
12. I'd like to pretend I keep track of my grocery totals at Kroger, but really, Joey eats it when I'm out of nilla wafers.
13. 8 oz. supply of Walmart brand baby formula. I know nothing of breast milk.
14. This is special. This is the pencil I used on my IKEA maiden voyage. I keep it close.
15. To name a few friends...Sting, Feist, Diamond Rio, The Weepies, Veggie Tales, Nickel Creek, Bon Jovi, The Fray, Hem, Wicked, Phish, Wilco; and my adapter.
16. STicky notes. To leave on peoples windsheilds.
17. Clorox wipes. Neccesary. Kids come with bacteria.
18. My sister Cassy bought me this lipgloss for Christmas. It's Prada. The tin says so.
19. It's a waffle. So what.
20. A picture of me and Jake (5 years ago) with my Grandpa in Canada.
21. Hottie mints. Because I'd like to be.
22. Dramamine. It causes marked drowsiness. Good times.
23. My shuttle. To take me far away.
24. Um, yeah.
don't talk back to darth vader
And we laughed...
Corrie and I found this Star Wars summary after watching the cutest rendition of Hey Jude, on Alice's blog...Thanks Ali....sooo funny.
4.17.2008
Matlida Jane lovely
Kacie loves this style. She doesn't know it yet.
oreo truffles
speaking of old tee shirts...
4.16.2008
20 dollars
In fact, I don't often focus on the premise of my relationship with that song at all, because you just don't. Think about that. Until the challenge you gave yourself to record more memories of your childhood collides with the writing contest you like to use as an outlet of thought, that happens to be themed "Going Home" this month. I keep trying to forget about it...because I don't want to write about it. It's depressing. Not considered a "good read". But I had some moments of solitude, and that's when I started thinking more about my dad's song.
He's very sentimental.
I practiced that song with all the trip-to-the-mall anticipation I could muster; I remember clearly; I wanted a Swatch watch. The tune is carved permanently into the creative half of my brain. It finds its way out, and I hum it to myself. It makes me think about dad and well...home.
We moved around a bit, so there really isn't a place I justifiably call Home. Briarwood Place comes close. Colorado was good to me. I'm Canadian, so I guess I can count a country. Waterton, Chief Mountain, Dinosaur Ridge. Those are comfortable, and evoke familiarity. That's homeish, right? I equate the coveted title Home with the place I return to, where my most favorite memories wait for me, where comfort greets me, and where the people I love expect me.
His song makes sense then.
It's not far, just close by
Mother's there expecting me
I gave my dad his $20 back when I was in college. I told him I appreciated his economic motivation techniques, but I'd rather not put that task in my bag of to-think-abouts. Of course, he stuck it back in my pocket and told me he loved me. I could give him his money back when he's home, he said.
Dad's retired now, lives in the naked countryside, and wakes up in the morning to manage his health and his thoughts. I wonder if he's thought about his song.
I hope not.
I'd like to hold onto my 20 dollars.
i love muddy buddies
9 cups Chex® cereal (any variety)
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
1/2 cup peanut butter
1/4 cup butter or margarine
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
Melt together the chocolate chips, peanut butter, and butter in the microwave. Add the vanilla. Pour over Chex cereal in a BIG bowl. Let your kids, if you're willing, stir and stir and stir, till the cereal is completely coated. Transfer the cereal into a gallon size plastic bag, and pour in the powdered sugar. Get your exercise and shake, and shake, and shake, get some hip action in there and shake. Add more powdered sugar if you want. Now eat. A lot.
revolution
I hate them. I hate them all.
I growled a nasty growl, and went for my can of pretend Anthropod KIller...which I am angry with.
Dani was observing my rampage while making apple juice for her brothers. Once I sat back, with heavy breathing and an early morning masacre well done ...Dani says...
"Mom, those are probably scientist ants who came here to study cruelty of humans, but instead found a nice house who left snacks. Then you come along and destroy all their hopes, their dreams, and their research."
"I don't care what kind of ants they are. They're dead"
Jake pipes in..."Yeah. Now when Andy wants to watch Bug's Life, he can't, because you killed them all."
Dani..."No, Jake. They made the movie before mom murdered 'em."
She suggested we make a home for them in our garage...with food...and a tunnel. So they can be with their families.
Blah Blah Blah.
She was putting a face on my victims. No sir, little girl.
Dani passed the glasses of apple juice she had poured around the breakfast table, raised her glass and cried, "To the Ants!"
And they drank. United in a cause. For dirty anthropods.
I hope some of those creepy filthy home-wreckers survived to go tell their friends that Momma's comin'. Ooooh yeah.
They're shakin' in their little picnic wreckin' boots.
4.15.2008
4.14.2008
i'm a winner, really.
I am happy to announce, I was very carefully selected among a number of highly esteemed entries to win sewmamasew's Free Fabric Friday blog giveaway. They do this on Friday's...uh. This is a very prestigous award, and I am honored to be included.
It's a random drawing. I got lucky. I won a Flutterby Charm pack by Moda fabrics!
Go ahead, click here. That's my name. Truly, I wouldn't joke about something this serious. Me. A true winner. That's right.
shop confusion, project ideas
I'll show you what they turn into. Oh cute village people or something.
And Dani and I bought embroidery hoops...
He's still just an idea; not complete. He has so many possibilities, and a girlfriend, for the empty spots between the windows in Kacie's room.
And while I was washing the puke sheets from Friday, I came upon the shirt my sister Cassy made for Andy a couple years ago, which is too small for Andy, which cannot be passed down, which I need to immortalize, so we came up with this goody...
He preferred to be called "Little Andy Boy" in his youth. The years have matured him, and now he likes to refer to himself as "Andy Man" on occasion. I have a few more tee-shirts to hunt down to add to the new pillow obsession. It's amazing what kids can do with a bag of stuffing.I've got 50 hundred other ideas trying to find their way. I've got to let go. Move on to more realistic duties.
Okay, this post is way too long. I'm off to do the budget, kill the ants, feed the kids, change the kids, take pictures of fabric, use my secret magic stash to conjure up some diapers, ant killer, and the post office would be nice. Pick up the other kids, figure out what to make for dinner, vaccum, empty garbages, all stages of laundry (desperation), finish a quiet book, learn how to make a sidebar picture a link, look for a place to order good tee-shirts to embroider, make a quick stop at designmom, and put a stop to the super long post. Eventually I'd like to go to bed. My favorite.
4.11.2008
we're sick
i'm parking it on the couch with a slushy, puke buckets for all, and bugs bunny.
argh, movie game
4.10.2008
movie game
So here's the clue:
so this is love...
Poor, poor bakerella.
4.09.2008
relax, it's just a cookie.
Huh. Me neither.
6 Little Behavior Problems You Shouldn't Ignore
According to the author, Pamela Kramer, here are 6 behaviors you should pay more attention to:
- Interrupting
- Playing Too Rough
- Pretending Not to Hear You
- Helping Himself to a Treat
- Having a Little Attitude
- Exaggerating the Truth
She gives reasons why you shouldn't ignore them, and ideas for how to stop the behavior. Seems a little obvious, but good advice.
My problem is consistency. I do really good for a couple days, once I'm on a crusade for something. Then I forget, or I'm too tired, etc. My kids know it, and they exploit it.
They're good kids, but yeah, I have to ask more than once. Duh.