My baby hit the double digits. 10 years old. How did this happen? Didn't I just graduate highschool? I'm still young and cool, aren't I?
Somehow you lose your coolness confidence when a tween rolls their eyes at you.
Not that that's ever happened to me.
We celebrated Dani's decade on Friday with crazy friends, food that will kill ya, and no sleep. Good times.

I finally won a working typewriter on ebay. She sat on the couch and wrote stories while her friends danced down the runway of dressup heaven. She told me when the world is corrupted with technology and handhelds, she can plop down her typewriter and compose while everyone's waiting for a connection.
Funny clever girl.
I love her. She makes my cheeks hurt.
My birthday is the day after Dani's. I'm now officially a year older than I think I want to be. Where did 1994 go? And cassette tapes?
Conan got me a real live green ipod, and a clean house.
For real guys, what is more perfect than a sparkling toilet and portable music to serenade it with. Not much. He knows how to get me.
So, here's what I'm pretending you'd like to give me for my birthday. I have a sweet load of itunes money to spend (thanks Corrie); and I'm a little anxious about it all. This is a tricky expenditure. It must be spent wisely! No impulse buys, no assumptions of greatness, no fake people recommendations.
It's like you only have $3 to spend at the bakery and you're staring at this gigantic gooey dripping with chocolate ganache torte something, and you know you want it, but you're sure there's something even more dangerous in the back. So you'd like to talk to the kitchen.
What's your best music! Tell me what you love. Be selective and specific.
I have perused your playlists and found some winners, but I need to dive into your psyche and find the good good stuff you keep in the back.
Spill your musical beans...
and happy birthday to me.
Gee, thanks guys.