1.an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that are similar in sound.

I love maple long-horns.

I got the raw end of the stick.

Dani let out a blood thirsty scream.

my problem seems to focus on cliche confusion, but malapropism is comfortably accurate. It feels good to have a diagnosis. thanks, corrie.

i suffer from hyper-malapropism.

It's gonna be a documentary.

I'm on the phone with PMS broadcasting right now discussing the details.


Wonder Woman said...

I mean what you know. I fill ya'.

Rita said...


You crack me up Cally...

ShEiLa said...

this diagnosis has left me speechless...
i wonder if i have it???

a wynn wynn situation said...

Is there a support group because I am in serious need of help! You really are too funny-