Sometimes the kids wear their pajamas for 48 hours. Until the after bath routine when they get a nice new pair of clean, fresh pj's for bed.
Sometimes we watch more than the healthy dose of tv. duh.
Sometimes I lie.
The candy's all gone.
I don't know how to jump rope.
Your face'll stay that way.
Sometimes I strap the kids into their carseats and turn the radio on so I can use the bathroom by myself.
Sometimes I take the kids to Target barefoot so we don't lose any shoes.
Sometimes the laundry makes me cry.
I eat cheescake for breakfast.