Because they're smart.
3 segments and 50 million impatient kung fu chops later, there was Rachel in her kitchen. (bright lights and a choir of angels) With beautiful gadgets. And just when I thought the can opener on waxed paper would bring me good tidings of great joy...she got to her last tip. I knew it was fate that brought me there to the kitchen of Rachel Ray that morning. She was beautiful to me.
So the smart people dared me to do this.
The not-naked-anymore hanger cookbook holder.
Thank you smart people.
Don't call me at 10:00 am. Me and Rach are busy.
Here is my previous solution to reading big books in the kitchen.
The naked-hammered-pliered-shut spoon cookbook bookmark...holder.
she does good work.