6.04.2009

huh?



There's someone out there who could make this cool.

It's not me.

People would whisper. Or look at my neck and say, "Uh...why do you have a purple hotdog on your neck?" And I'd say, "Because I'm cool. And cool people can wear hotdogs on their neck." And they'd say, "That's creepy weird." And then I'd know I wasn't really cool, and my mom lied to me. Because if I was real live cool for real they'd say, "I love your purple hotdog. You are so cool." And I'd laugh because real live cool people don't even know they're super cool; they just wear purple processed animal guts with ketchup to be funny. But it's cool.

The irony.

Dani just saw the hot dog and said, "That's awesome."
She is so cool.

9 comments:

What the Hecklinger?! said...

Thank you for not shattering my vision of you. I got worried for a minute. YIKES. Don't you sometimes wonder how such uninspired ideas make it through the commercial process?!

MiaKatia said...

Me either Cally....

Crystal Copeland said...

Gross. Seriously, I hate hotdogs! Maybe a nice yummy caramel filled chocolate chip cookie around your neck would get a better response! haha!! Btw, where did you find this necklace?

cally said...

It's on modcloth, crystal. A cool site with funky clothes and cool accessories, except for the hotdog.

ShEiLa said...

What?
There's nothing more American than hotdogs on a bun... ;)

[part of a song I learned in an LDS roadshow as a teen]

Personally I eat hotdogs once in a blue moon... actually not that often. But it has to be the 1pt Kosher Hebrew National 97% fat free on a 1pt bun.

ToOdLeS.

Donna said...

That is sick and wrong on so many levels.

Katina Angola said...

I would like to wear a taco.

cally said...

a taco is totally acceptable.

Emma said...

your cool