If you've noticed your Followers count has gone down by one...it's totally my fault. I am SO to blame for that.
I've changed all my follows to anon. I know, I'm sorry. I realize the repercussions of this because I have indeed felt the confusion of seeing those digits drop. You ask...Am I boring? Did I offend you? Do I smell? Why hast thou dumped me?
So, to calm your fears and concerns...I love you. I love you dearly. I just love you anonymously now.
I understand if you're angry.
I'll send you a cheesecake.
And all will be well.