1.an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that are similar in sound.
I love maple long-horns.
I got the raw end of the stick.
Dani let out a blood thirsty scream.
my problem seems to focus on cliche confusion, but malapropism is comfortably accurate. It feels good to have a diagnosis. thanks, corrie.
i suffer from hyper-malapropism.
It's gonna be a documentary.
I'm on the phone with PMS broadcasting right now discussing the details.