negotiations are easy when you live in AndyLand

"Mom, can I have this money?"

"No."

"But why?"

"Um...because it's mine. You can work for it though."

"What can I do?"

"You can put your clothes away, or pick up those toys...no...you need to do that anyway. No, you can't have the money. Sorry bud."

"Hmmm. Mom, can I have this money."

"No."

"Thank you!"

"Wait wait wait. I said no. Twice."

"Mom. You forget. In AndyLand, yes means no and no means yes. Thanks mom."

"Hmmm. Andy, can I take your picture?"

"Sure mom. Like this..."

"Great, now give me my money back."