at dinner...

Mom: I officially give everyone permission

NOT to eat the mushy green beans.

Jake: Sweet.

Dad: They're not that bad.

It's like eating slugs.

Slugs are yummy.

Dani: gross.

Andy: Mom, it's like those chicken poop beans.

Mom: Uh, you mean chickpeas, Andy.

Andy: {pause} yup.

good one.