And Rose knows something. She's a smart suspicious cookie.

In honor of tonight's festivities, let's have a recap:

Okay. So Jacob's dead. Ben killed him because Locke, or really the smoke monster {who is really the other guy on the beach with Jacob who couldn't kill Jacob even though he wanted to real bad so he made Ben do it because Ben's a goob} told him to. And now he wants to kill Richard. Who's a pirate that doesn't die and wears eyeliner.

We know Jacob was the keeper of the island & went to land and touched each of the survivors during their life somehow (gave Sawyer a pen, etc} that led them to the island. Or something. And Richard has files on all of them. I dunno.

We know Juilet was pulled into the magnet hole and detonated the atomic bomb because Farraday told them it would reverse time and she could go back to being a Fertility Doctor. We still don't know why no one can have babies on the island. But we do know James is real sad, 'cause he luv her. And Farraday's dead because he got shot when he was telling his mom he was from the future, and got real sad before he died because his mom sent him to the island even though she knew he'd get shot. She's tricky.

And his girlfriend who's in the coma that Penny's dad is paying for is somehow stuck in between times, maybe, and she's going to show up somehow on the island. I think.

And Desmond & Penny are sailing back to the island, why? to fulfill their destiny, duh.

And Charlie will make a comeback.

And Jack's name is on a magic list in a big temple with people who want to kill Saied with a spear. And Ben sees Lockes dead body on the beach, but wait, he's in there with dead Jacob, but no he's not, he's laying here dead on the beach. I've been duped! Is what he says. here.

So this is what we know.

Some people are under a big foot on the beach with dead Locke, people with guns, and a smoke monster.

Some people are in the 7o's with an atomic bomb and sad Sawyer.

A mean mom is under a church with a pendulum.

And Claire is incognito. {I think Christian, aka smoke monster, lured her to the cabin to break the ash chain and let him out. something like that.}

Oh, and Walt. Wud up with that?

It keeps me up at night.

I'm going to be occupied with these thoughts for the next 6 weeks or so.

hooray.